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jncar
30 November 2013 @ 01:16 pm
I just couldn't wait any longer, so here it is!

Title: Witness Protection, part 25/25
Fandom: Parks and Recreation
Characters/Ships: Ben/Leslie, Chris/Ann, Andy/April, Ben/Pawnee, ensemble
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~ 8,800
Summary: When corporate whistleblowers Ben Adams and Chris Robinson barely escape an attempt on their lives, they gladly accept the protection of the Federal Witness Protection program. What they don't count on is being sent to a city that feels more like something out of a movie or a sitcom than real life: Pawnee Indiana. An AU starting in "Master Plan."
Author's Notes:When I started this story I had no idea it would become such a big part of my life or of the Leslie/Ben community. The reception is has received has truly lifted and inspired me. I know I haven't always been great at replying to comments, but as a thank you for sticking with this story for so long I solemnly swear to personally respond to each and every comment left on this final chapter—even anonymous comments.

Just for fun, here are some little factoids about "Witness Protection." When I first started writing I thought I could finish it in 10-13 chapters (ha!). I posted the first chapter on October 20, 2011. That makes this story just 1 1/2 months younger than my youngest daughter, who can now speak in complete sentences and feed herself. At approximately 184,100 words it is undoubtedly the longest single piece of fiction that I've ever written. It's been a wonderful journey. Thank you so much for sharing it with me.

Finally, I'm posting this un-beta'd just because I'm so excited to be done and to share this with you all, so forgive any errors or minor inconsistencies. Love you all!
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17, Part 18, Part 19, Part 20, Part 21, Part 22, Part 23, Part 24

Welcome home.Collapse )
 
 
 
 
jncar
15 September 2013 @ 03:41 pm
Title: Witness Protection, part 24a and 24b/25
Fandom: Parks and Recreation
Characters/Ships: Ben/Leslie, Chris/Ann, Andy/April, Ben/Pawnee, ensemble
Rating: R, this chapter
Word Count: ~ 12,300, posted in two parts for length
Summary: When corporate whistleblowers Ben Adams and Chris Robinson barely escape an attempt on their lives, they gladly accept the protection of the Federal Witness Protection program. What they don't count on is being sent to a city that feels more like something out of a movie or a sitcom than real life: Pawnee Indiana. An AU starting in "Master Plan."
Author's Notes:I'd hoped to have this up sooner, but this was a tough one with difficult emotions and it ran really long (but you don't usually mind that, so I won't apologize). As usual, I know I suck at responding to comments but I read and appreciate every single one of them, so keep them coming. Thank you all so much for sticking with this crazy AU of mine. Just one more left! Once again, I owe much thanks to saucydiva for her beta reading awesomeness. Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17, Part 18, Part 19, Part 20, Part 21, Part 22, Part 23

I am the tree.Collapse )
 
 
jncar
04 August 2013 @ 02:07 pm
Title: Witness Protection, part 23/25
Fandom: Parks and Recreation
Characters/Ships: Ben/Leslie, Chris/Ann, Andy/April, Ben/Pawnee, ensemble
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~ 8,800
Summary: When corporate whistleblowers Ben Adams and Chris Robinson barely escape an attempt on their lives, they gladly accept the protection of the Federal Witness Protection program. What they don't count on is being sent to a city that feels more like something out of a movie or a sitcom than real life: Pawnee Indiana. An AU starting in "Master Plan."
Author's Notes: Happy birthday shornt! I got this one out today just for you. It's the beginning of the end. Thanks for all the support and encouragement along the way. My fingers are crossed that I can have the last two chapters finished before the new season premiers, but I can't guarantee it. Once again, much thanks to saucydiva for beta reading. Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17, Part 18, Part 19, Part 20, Part 21, Part 22

This had to be it. With Everson gone and his hit squad decimated, it had to be over. They had to be free.Collapse )
 
 
jncar
26 June 2013 @ 11:39 pm
Title: Witness Protection, part 22/25
Fandom: Parks and Recreation
Characters/Ships: Ben/Leslie, Chris/Ann, Andy/April, Ben/Pawnee, ensemble
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~ 10,000
Summary: When corporate whistleblowers Ben Adams and Chris Robinson barely escape an attempt on their lives, they gladly accept the protection of the Federal Witness Protection program. What they don't count on is being sent to a city that feels more like something out of a movie or a sitcom than real life: Pawnee Indiana. An AU starting in "Master Plan."
Author's Notes: We're in the home stretch. Thanks so much for sticking with this story for so long. I appreciate everyone who is reading and commenting more than you can know. And much thanks is due to saucydiva for her beta reading. She keeps me sharp. Thanks!Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17, Part 18, Part 19, Part 20, Part 21

She"d been watching her words for so many months now that it had become second nature, even with Ann. This was something completely different.Collapse )
 
 
jncar
Title: Witness Protection, part 21/??
Fandom: Parks and Recreation
Characters/Ships: Ben/Leslie, Chris/Ann, Andy/April, Ben/Pawnee, ensemble
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~ 10,000
Summary: When corporate whistleblowers Ben Adams and Chris Robinson barely escape an attempt on their lives, they gladly accept the protection of the Federal Witness Protection program. What they don't count on is being sent to a city that feels more like something out of a movie or a sitcom than real life: Pawnee Indiana. An AU starting in "Master Plan."
Author's Notes: Sorry (kind of) for the lengthy LBD-induced delay, followed by a slightly less lengthy illness/kids induced delay. But we're back with a bang! I don't expect any more 3 month gaps; hopefully I'll be able to update every 3-6 weeks depending on family obligations. Finally, much thanks to the fabulous saucydiva for her quick beta work. She really helped smooth out some rough edges. Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17, Part 18, Part 19, Part 20

Damn it, Jerry!Collapse )
 
 
jncar
11 February 2013 @ 09:09 am
Title: Witness Protection, part 20/??
Fandom: Parks and Recreation
Characters/Ships: Ben/Leslie, Chris/Ann, Andy/April, Ben/Pawnee, ensemble
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~ 6,500
Summary: When corporate whistleblowers Ben Adams and Chris Robinson barely escape an attempt on their lives, they gladly accept the protection of the Federal Witness Protection program. What they don't count on is being sent to a city that feels more like something out of a movie or a sitcom than real life: Pawnee Indiana. An AU starting in "Master Plan."
Author's Notes: I mentioned on Tumblr that I could have written 5 chapters of domestic fluff set in this time period. But in my eagerness to keep the story moving along at a good pace (since I actually do want to finish it someday) this ended up being fairly angsty instead. You'll have to live out the domestic fluff in your imaginations. Sorry! (not really). And I’m trying an experiment of sorts for the next few chapters. I'm adding short scenes from new points of view to help with the more action/plot-filled points of the story. I hope it works. Thanks as ever for reading! Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17, Part 18, Part 19

Leslie found herself tempted to call things too good to be true, but she didn"t want to jinx herself.Collapse )
 
 
jncar
20 January 2013 @ 10:09 pm
Title: Witness Protection, part 19/??
Fandom: Parks and Recreation
Characters/Ships: Ben/Leslie, Chris/Ann, Andy/April, Ben/Pawnee, ensemble
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~ 4,700
Summary: When corporate whistleblowers Ben Adams and Chris Robinson barely escape an attempt on their lives, they gladly accept the protection of the Federal Witness Protection program. What they don't count on is being sent to a city that feels more like something out of a movie or a sitcom than real life: Pawnee Indiana. An AU starting in "Master Plan."
Author's Notes: Once again, I haven't been great about replying to comments. But I read and adore each and every one of them. They really help keep me pumped about finishing this epic of mine, so keep 'em coming. Love you all! Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17, Part 18

A reasonable person couldn"t upend their whole life to marry someone they"d dated for less than two months. Could they?Collapse )
 
 
jncar
01 January 2013 @ 05:08 pm
Title: Witness Protection, part 18/??
Fandom: Parks and Recreation
Characters/Ships: Ben/Leslie, Chris/Ann, Andy/April, Ben/Pawnee, ensemble
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~ 5,400
Summary: When corporate whistleblowers Ben Adams and Chris Robinson barely escape an attempt on their lives, they gladly accept the protection of the Federal Witness Protection program. What they don't count on is being sent to a city that feels more like something out of a movie or a sitcom than real life: Pawnee Indiana. An AU starting in "Master Plan."
Author's Notes: Okay—this is the first of 3 (maybe 4) chapters that I'm calling "the calm before the storm," and then we're heading into our climax. Again, thank you for all the words of encouragement. You have no idea how much they mean to me. And Happy New Year! Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17

How did one re-introduce oneself to his ex-girlfriend"s best friend who was now his roommate"s lover, and who now knew that he wasn"t who he said he was?Collapse )
 
 
jncar
27 November 2012 @ 04:26 pm
Title: Witness Protection, part 17/?
Fandom: Parks and Recreation
Characters/Ships: Ben/Leslie, Chris/Ann, Andy/April, Ben/Pawnee, ensemble
Rating: R (this chapter only)
Word Count: ~ 8,000
Summary: When corporate whistleblowers Ben Adams and Chris Robinson barely escape an attempt on their lives, they gladly accept the protection of the Federal Witness Protection program. What they don't count on is being sent to a city that feels more like something out of a movie or a sitcom than real life: Pawnee Indiana. An AU starting in "Master Plan."
Author's Notes: I wrote most of this chapter in the car on my way home from a visit to my sister for Thanksgiving, so you can thank my husband for driving the whole way. I still can't give a final chapter estimate, but I can tell you with confidence that we're heading into the home stretch. The end is finally in sight. It could be 5 more chapters, or it could be 8, but I know where we're headed and we're getting there soon. As ever, thank you so much for all your wonderful comments. They really keep me energized. Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16

What happens to you after the trial? Will you ever be able to go back to your old life?Collapse )
 
 
jncar
12 November 2012 @ 10:13 pm
Title: Witness Protection, part 16/?
Fandom: Parks and Recreation
Characters/Ships: Ben/Leslie, Chris/Ann, Andy/April, Ben/Pawnee, ensemble
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~ 5,200
Summary: When corporate whistleblowers Ben Adams and Chris Robinson barely escape an attempt on their lives, they gladly accept the protection of the Federal Witness Protection program. What they don't count on is being sent to a city that feels more like something out of a movie or a sitcom than real life: Pawnee Indiana. An AU starting in "Master Plan."
Author's Notes: Okay – my goal is to update a minimum of 2 more times before Christmas. So send positive vibes my way to help it happen! This is a more introspective chapter, but I think introspection was called for at this point. And thanks so much to everyone who leaves comments! I know I don't always reply, and I'm sorry for that. But I do read and appreciate all your kind words. Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15

This sort of thing didn"t happen to real people—especially not to people she knew. It was only supposed to happen in the movies, or in suspense novels.Collapse )
 
 
jncar
20 October 2012 @ 11:01 am
Title: Witness Protection, part 15/?
Fandom: Parks and Recreation
Characters/Ships: Ben/Leslie, Chris/Ann, Andy/April, Ben/Pawnee, ensemble
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~ 10,000
Summary: When corporate whistleblowers Ben Adams and Chris Robinson barely escape an attempt on their lives, they gladly accept the protection of the Federal Witness Protection program. What they don't count on is being sent to a city that feels more like something out of a movie or a sitcom than real life: Pawnee Indiana. An AU starting in "Master Plan."
Author's Notes: So, this one isn't short. But I don't think you'll mind. And I shirked lots of responsibilities to bring you a long chapter so quickly, because apparently I just can't help myself. Enjoy!Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14

I hate to say it, because I know how much you like him, but this is starting to look like a disaster waiting to happen.Collapse )
 
 
jncar
02 October 2012 @ 11:10 pm
Title: Witness Protection, part 14/?
Fandom: Parks and Recreation
Characters/Ships: Ben/Leslie, Chris/Ann, Andy/April, Ben/Pawnee, ensemble
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~ 5,000
Summary: When corporate whistleblowers Ben Adams and Chris Robinson barely escape an attempt on their lives, they gladly accept the protection of the Federal Witness Protection program. What they don't count on is being sent to a city that feels more like something out of a movie or a sitcom than real life: Pawnee Indiana. An AU starting in "Master Plan."
Author's Notes: Okay, this is more of a transitional chapter, but I hope you all still like it. I'm getting to big stuff in the next installment, but I'm trying to post more often so instead of writing a novelette for this chapter I decided to post this transitional stuff now to keep you going, and finish off this stage of the story in another chapter. I hope I can get it done soon, because the next couple of chapters after this are going to be super juicy. I can't wait. Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13

I know what it feels like to be betrayed. To be left alone. Utterly, and completely alone.Collapse )
 
 
jncar
17 September 2012 @ 03:55 pm
Title: Witness Protection, part 13/?
Fandom: Parks and Recreation
Characters/Ships: Ben/Leslie, Chris/Ann, Andy/April, Ben/Pawnee, ensemble
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~ 3,500
Summary: When corporate whistleblowers Ben Adams and Chris Robinson barely escape an attempt on their lives, they gladly accept the protection of the Federal Witness Protection program. What they don't count on is being sent to a city that feels more like something out of a movie or a sitcom than real life: Pawnee Indiana. An AU starting in "Master Plan."
Author's Notes: Sorry for the longer than anticipated break between chapters—I got rather carried away with my Behind Closed Doors fic, and that set back the schedule a little. I hope to update more regularly, now. *fingers crossed* I'm also trying an experiment. Instead of really long chapters with infrequent updates, I think I'll try posting shorter chapters more frequently. Let's see if this works. (I'm honestly starting to think that this is the fic that will never end. We're at a year since I put up the first chapter and the end is still a ways out.) Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12

You"re telling me that Leslie Knope recognized you as Benjamin Adams two months ago, and you only now decided to tell me?Collapse )
 
 
jncar
12 July 2012 @ 04:11 pm
Title: Witness Protection, part 12/?
Fandom: Parks and Recreation
Characters/Ships: Ben/Leslie, Chris/Ann, Andy/April, Ben/Pawnee, ensemble
Rating: R (This chapter only. The majority of the story remains PG-13)
Word Count: ~11,200
Summary: When corporate whistleblowers Ben Adams and Chris Robinson barely escape an attempt on their lives, they gladly accept the protection of the Federal Witness Protection program. What they don't count on is being sent to a city that feels more like something out of a movie or a sitcom than real life: Pawnee Indiana. An AU starting in "Master Plan."
Author's Notes: This is a big chapter. Both in length and in stuff happening. So I hope it holds you all for a while because my life is pretty busy for the next few weeks, and *ducks head* you won't be getting another update for 4-6 weeks. Consider yourselves warned. Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11

Just like that, all was forgiven. How could she stay mad at anyone who brought her any combination of waffles, coffee, chocolate and whipped cream? It was physically impossible.Collapse )
 
 
jncar
07 July 2012 @ 04:25 pm
Title: Witness Protection, part 11/?
Fandom: Parks and Recreation
Characters/Ships: Ben/Leslie, Chris/Ann, Andy/April, Ben/Pawnee, ensemble
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~6,300
Summary: When corporate whistleblowers Ben Adams and Chris Robinson barely escape an attempt on their lives, they gladly accept the protection of the Federal Witness Protection program. What they don't count on is being sent to a city that feels more like something out of a movie or a sitcom than real life: Pawnee Indiana. An AU starting in "Master Plan."
Author's Notes: My latest chapter started ballooning into another 12,000+ word epic, so I split it in two. I'm posting the first of the 2 now in the hopes that the positive comments will give me the will to power my way through the final couple of scenes of the next one. With luck and a late night or two I should have the next chapter up sometime early next week. Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10

Sebastian put up a bit of a fuss, tossing his head and stomping his hooves. He was clearly not fond of carnies. (Who was, really?)Collapse )
 
 
 
jncar
04 June 2012 @ 05:25 pm
Title: Witness Protection, part 10/??less than 20?
Fandom: Parks and Recreation
Characters/Ships: Ben/Leslie, Chris/Ann, Andy/April, Ben/Pawnee, ensemble
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~13,000 (in 2 posts)
Summary: When corporate whistleblowers Ben Adams and Chris Robinson barely escape an attempt on their lives, they gladly accept the protection of the Federal Witness Protection program. What they don't count on is being sent to a city that feels more like something out of a movie or a sitcom than real life: Pawnee Indiana. An AU starting in "Master Plan."
Author's Notes: This thing just keeps getting longer, and longer, and longer. . . Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9

They shouldnt show little kids Pinocchio and make them think that lying is always bad, cause Jiminy Cricket is full of crap. Sometimes telling the truth really screws things up.Collapse )
 
 
jncar
14 April 2012 @ 06:15 pm
Title: Witness Protection, part 9/13
Fandom: Parks and Recreation
Characters/Ships: Ben/Leslie, Chris/Ann, Andy/April, Ben/Pawnee, ensemble
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~7,800
Summary: When corporate whistleblowers Ben Adams and Chris Robinson barely escape an attempt on their lives, they gladly accept the protection of the Federal Witness Protection program. What they don't count on is being sent to a city that feels more like something out of a movie or a sitcom than real life: Pawnee Indiana. An AU starting in "Master Plan."
Author's Notes: I’m officially raising the estimated number of chapters to 13, because this one only covered about half the territory I wanted to. And I hope I can find time to work on the next one soon, because it’s going to be a good one! Wish me luck. Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8

I don’t really deserve forgiveness. Or waffles. Yet here you are. With both. I don’t get it.Collapse )
 
 
jncar
23 March 2012 @ 08:40 am
Title: Witness Protection, part 8/12(?)
Fandom: Parks and Recreation
Characters/Ships: Ben/Leslie, Chris/Ann, Andy/April, Ben/Pawnee, ensemble
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~8,800
Summary: When corporate whistleblowers Ben Adams and Chris Robinson barely escape an attempt on their lives, they gladly accept the protection of the Federal Witness Protection program. What they don't count on is being sent to a city that feels more like something out of a movie or a sitcom than real life: Pawnee Indiana. An AU starting in "Master Plan."
Author's Notes: At long last I’ve finished another chapter! I’d like to promise that the next one will come faster, but, alas, I cannot. Because of life. You know how that goes. I finished this late at night and tried to proofread. But tired eyes miss stuff, so I apologize for mistakes. Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7

As much as he liked the idea of going for it, his gut told him that if Andy thought it was a good idea, that probably meant it wasn’t a good idea.Collapse )
 
 
jncar
01 February 2012 @ 09:25 pm
Title: Witness Protection, part 7/12(?)
Fandom: Parks and Recreation
Characters/Ships: Ben/Leslie, Chris/Ann, Andy/April, Ben/Pawnee, ensemble
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~5,500
Summary: When corporate whistleblowers Ben Adams and Chris Robinson barely escape an attempt on their lives, they gladly accept the protection of the Federal Witness Protection program. What they don't count on is being sent to a city that feels more like something out of a movie or a sitcom than real life: Pawnee Indiana. An AU starting in "Master Plan."
Author's Notes: Sorry for the long break between updates. I was distracted by Christmas-fic and a baby who is mad that she can't crawl yet. My bet is on 5 more weeks before she's independently mobile *fingers crossed*. Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6

Since it's been a while, here is a brief recap for readers who don't want to have to re-read the first 6 chapters to remember what's going on:
recap of parts 1-6Collapse )

But you don"t realize how much these people are rooting for you to succeed—myself included. We"re here because we care, too. And with this many people caring this much, we"re bound to find some kind of success.Collapse )
 
 
jncar
07 December 2011 @ 02:36 pm
Title: Witness Protection, part 6/?
Fandom: Parks and Recreation
Characters/Ships: Ben/Leslie, Chris/Ann, Andy/April, Ben/Pawnee, ensemble
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~7,000
Summary: When corporate whistleblowers Ben Adams and Chris Robinson barely escape an attempt on their lives, they gladly accept the protection of the Federal Witness Protection program. What they don't count on is being sent to a city that feels more like something out of a movie or a sitcom than real life: Pawnee Indiana. An AU starting in "Master Plan."
Author's Notes: After the past few episodes I've been very tempted to skip all the plot development and just get to the kissing (I'm sure some of you wouldn't mind), but I knew I'd ending up regretting it, so I restrained myself. Sorry? This chapter feels kind of like a halfway point, so I'm tentatively saying this will be 12 chapters total. We'll see. Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5

That dangerous train of thought was cut off abruptly when her eyes darted to look at something over his shoulder, her face took on a suddenly icy cast, and she uttered a single word: Pikitis.Collapse )
 
 
jncar
19 November 2011 @ 04:37 pm
Title: Witness Protection, part 5/?
Fandom: Parks and Recreation
Characters/Ships: Ben/Leslie, Chris/Ann, Andy/April, Ben/Pawnee, ensemble
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~6,100
Summary: When corporate whistleblowers Ben Adams and Chris Robinson barely escape an attempt on their lives, they gladly accept the protection of the Federal Witness Protection program. What they don't count on is being sent to a city that feels more like something out of a movie or a sitcom than real life: Pawnee Indiana. An AU starting in "Master Plan."
Author's Notes: More Ron/Guns for your reading pleasure. Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4

Leslie began to think that panic disorders were the least of Ben"s troubles when, after he nodded politely as she recommended several of the amazing breakfast entrees at J.J."s, he ordered a chicken caesar salad instead.Collapse )
 
 
jncar
10 November 2011 @ 04:44 pm
Title: Witness Protection, part 4/?
Fandom: Parks and Recreation
Characters/Ships: Ben/Leslie, Chris/Ann, Andy/April, Ben/Pawnee, ensemble
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~5,100
Summary: When corporate whistleblowers Ben Adams and Chris Robinson barely escape an attempt on their lives, they gladly accept the protection of the Federal Witness Protection program. What they don't count on is being sent to a city that feels more like something out of a movie or a sitcom than real life: Pawnee Indiana. An AU starting in "Master Plan."
Author's Notes: This is probably not the best day or time to be posting this, but I have a crazy busy weekend ahead of me, so if I don't post now it might not happen. I still have no idea how long this story is going to be. My brain keeps coming up with crazy new ideas for it, so it might be pretty long.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

That"s when Leslie learned that vomiting alongside someone else was a great way to break the ice.Collapse )
 
 
jncar
02 November 2011 @ 09:33 pm
Title: Witness Protection, part 3/?
Fandom: Parks and Recreation
Characters/Ships: Ben/Leslie, Chris/Ann, Andy/April, Ben/Pawnee, ensemble
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~7,200
Summary: When corporate whistleblowers Ben Adams and Chris Robinson barely escape an attempt on their lives, they gladly accept the protection of the Federal Witness Protection program. What they don't count on is being sent to a city that feels more like something out of a movie or a sitcom than real life: Pawnee Indiana. An AU starting in "Master Plan."
Author's Notes: I finally made it all the way through the AU version of "Freddy Spaghetti." Now, onto new stuff!
Part 1
Part 2

Now he looked ready to bolt into the nearest hole, like a prairie dog catching sight of a hawk.Collapse )